“Power in excess caused the angels to fall, knowledge in excess caused man to fall”

A Black hole, on Earth. An artificial Black Hole, On Earth. A man-made artificial Black Hole, on Earth!! C’mon, how does this sound like a good idea?

Scientists have decided to that they will destroy the universe a little sooner than originally planned. In September of this year, the Large Hadron Reactor is to be activated…once again let me reiterate…ON EARTH!!!!

I can understand, even admire, the significance and innovation this project shows. …wait; I’m just gonna back the fuck up and elaborate on this machine. The Large Hadron Reactor is huge circular tube 17 miles long on the borders of Switzerland and France, and miles below the surface. Lined with electromagnets, this machine propels “Super-Particles” (I know) traveling in opposite directions. Once they’ve reached the speed of light the particles crash into each other to form massive amounts of energy, enough energy to create a Black Hole. You know the cosmic anomaly that has the tendency to suck everything around it into oblivion. Yeah, sounds like a genius idea, doesn’t it? To me, this is simply insanity incarnate. The second I heard about this a million ideas leaped to mind… all apocalyptic: from the Black Hole crushing the planet into cosmic dust, to the possibility of severing the bond that may (or may not) bind this plane of existence to the parallel ones co-existing with ours. Hell, for all I know it could rip a window into another and then everything’ll be jacked up.

I am excited for the potential of this project. It could mean an end to power shortage, an alternative to gasoline, and an enormous leap to understanding the origin of the cosmos. Also this information gave me a chance to hear Michio Kaku speak; something I’ve wanted for about three years now.

I know that people said the same thing about the Manhattan Project, how “it will destroy the world,” and all that…when we didn’t. My thinking very well may be constipated and fearful of the future, I just think this should be done in space. Not on our own planet, let’s fuck up another before our own. However, we are doing a pretty good job of it so far, why not go for broke.