AHHhahahahahahahahahahahahaha…I’m out bitches!!! and stories I have aplenty…oh yes.
I’ll start with this one. Here at bmt you have to meet certain physical standards…something I’ve never been too great at (if you might have noticed). well during the end of last week I was running the 2 mile quota in under 12 minutes, and struggling a little. Well Staff Sgt. Chadwick decided to give me some of his encouragement by demeaning me. he began running pace with me on my final lap…backwards (mind you I was still running fairly fast, this guy is freakishly fast when it comes to running). for the most part I’ve been able to keep my smart-ass Comments in line…however, I was focusing on my breathing and pace. So when he said:
”look at me! I’m running backwards, and still keeping pace with you.”
Very sarcastically I blurt out: “Yes sir! and you continue to impress me EVERY day sir!!”
woops. you can imagine this was interpreted many a different way…but I can guarantee you it ended with me on my face “pushing” after I finished my run …Which I nailed by the way. god I love being a smart-ass.
really this was but a taste I’ve gotta run, but I’ll be back on soon…especially since I’VE GRADUATED Basic Training!!! Can I get a hooya Bulldogs? (HOOYA BULLDOGS!!!)